A Necessary Distraction of 31 Memes

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  • 01
    Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
  • 02
    I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answers.
  • 03
    No matter the time, I always want you
  • 04
    Remember before we had the internet and people thought the cause of stupidity was due to a lack of access to information? Yeah, it wasn't that.
  • 05
    L.. I heard... 2 Theard you were *phew* made it up talkin shi
  • 06
    When I accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling I was lying by the way I'm fine
  • 07
    Imagine a cereal so bad that 2 scoops of raisins made it better
  • 08
    You Are Cordially Invited To Fight Me
  • 09
    When you grow up people stop asking you what your favorite medieval blunt weapon is. They don't even care. cudgel spiked club war hammer mace flanged mace maul morningstar quarterstaff flail bec de corbin
  • 10
    My brain: My mouth: nevermind
  • 11
    I SAID I WANT SEROTONIN
  • 12
    Tylenol, trying to figure out what part of my body to work on first: A CHRISEDONALD ORIGINAL
  • 13
    When you pour a cup of coffee, sit down, put your feet up, and your kids appear like Here we are now, entertain us Owlyceoneword
  • 14
    the times square cleaning crew watching 3000 lbs of confetti being dropped onto the street prettycooltim
  • 15
    When you wear the T-shirt without really knowing who the band is: H POLO ALPH LAUREN AFRICA
  • 16
    Stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you.
  • 17
    Good morning to everyone who relates to Gengar Pokémon Ultimate Journeys: Part 1 Gengar is being overwhelmed by fatigue! Oh, but it's managing to tough it out and stay awake!
  • 18
    Others, "what's it like in that mind of yours? Me, "It's like a merry-go-round..." O, "Well that's nice." M, "I wasn't finished."
  • 19
    babe it's not you, itsa me, mario
  • 20
    *starts liking someone* DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE A DANGER At t DANGER NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING
  • 21
    me: I gotta focus on this becau- brain: ladies and gentlemen. me: please brain: this is mambo number five
  • 22
    When a coworker wants to hang out after work @MasiPopal Look, you're a nice guy. But I actually already have 3 friends. 2
  • 23
    Facebook: you have memories from two years ago.... Me:
  • 24
    The overwhelming feeling of being behind on everything Ondha_memetherapy ADHD me doing anything other the things I should be working on
  • 25
    me my phone the random, dumb place I set it down
  • 26
    Behold a group of vegans about to hatch. Nature is amazing drgrayfang
  • 27
    me sweating in bed because i must have a blanket no matter the temperature 4
  • 28
    "You're ugly" "You have no friends" "The meme you sent was trash" YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH
  • 29
    kaylakleinman my anxiety after any social gathering Let's review your mistakes!
  • 30
    SORRY, 815 Albert How you know the bus is Canadian.
  • 31
    Friend: I want to be successful. Me: I've always wanted to eat pigs in a blanket, while wrapped up in a blanket.

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